Sneaking out the door were ya? well theres more....
So sit the fuck down and learn some more shit about me and my odd little friends.= )

One of my friends Dave read in this porno article that if you get a rock melon and chuck it in the mircowave for a min or so, that the rock melon become warm and moist much like a........ According to this porno the guy who tried it, liked it so much that the preferred the rock melon to his girl firend??? Perhaps she just wasn`t doing it right? or maybe its cos the rock melon didn`t talk back, either way its pretty fucked up.

For some odd, concidental reason Dave has been buying alot of melons lately. hmmmmm. Dave even reckons that the characters off southpark look like rock melons, maybe he`s right, or maybe his been having too much mircowaving fun.

Anyway`s aside from that I have seen some rogeringly good movies lately. Chasing Amy was a real damm good movie, and its prequels mallrats and clerks were right nutcrackers too.Throughout these pages i will include quotes from all three movies as well as Southpark quotes.

'Now i know how all those white women felt!' (Chef from Southpark)

Still want more? In the next few pages you will find, more about my twisted friends, a set of ginzu knives, a wee lil more about myself, a bottle of natural glow, some more quotes, a tickle me elmo, minus the elmo, which pretty much leaves you with a talking dildo. Anyway`s if you want more then you know what little button to push ; ).