| AAA |
Acronym for "Acronyms Aren't Abbreviations". |
| AMIGA |
Acronym for "Amazing Machine Intended for Graphics Artists". |
| ANSI |
Acronym for "Another Nonsensical String of Initials". |
| APPLE |
Acronym for "Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity". |
| ASCII |
Acronym for "Advanced System Common Interface Input". |
| ASP |
Acronym for "A Stupid Program". |
| BASIC |
Acronym for "Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control". |
| BIOS |
Acronym for "Boots In One Second". |
| CAD |
Acronym for "Can't Actually Draw". |
| CDROM |
Acronym for "Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months". |
| CLI |
Acronym for "Can't Learn It". |
| COMPAQ |
Acronym for "Company Of Morons, Producing Awful Quality". |
| CMOS |
Acronym for "Computer Must Operate Somehow". |
| COBOL |
Acronym for "Considered Obsolete By Other Languages". |
| CPU |
Acronym for "Central Propulsion Unit". |
| DOS |
Acronym for "Defunct Operating System". |
| DEC |
Acronym for "Do Expect Cuts". |
| DVD |
Acronym for "Developing Very Dangerously". |
| FFS |
Acronym for "Fragmented File System". |
| FTP |
Acronym for "Find The Program". |
| FUD |
Acronym for "Faking Useless Data". |
| GIGO |
Acronym for "Garbage In, Gospel Out". |
| GPS |
Acronym for "Going Places Systematically". |
| GUI |
Acronym for "Gets Users Irritated". |
| HTTP |
Acronym for "How They Transfer Pages". |
| IBM |
Acronym for "I Blame Microsoft". |
| IDE |
Acronym for "It Does Eventually". |
| INTEL |
Acronym for "Inventors Never Took Engineering Lessons". |
| ISDN |
Acronym for "It Still Does Nothing". |
| JVC |
Acronym for "Japanese Velly Crever". |
| MACINTOSH |
Acronym for "Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs". |
| MIPS |
Acronym for "Meaningless Indicator of Processing Speed". |
| MS-DOS |
Acronym for "Maybe Some Day an Operating System". |
| OS/2 |
Acronym for "Obsolete Soon, Too". |
| P&G |
Acronym for "Profit and Gain". |
| PCMCIA |
Acronym for "People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms". |
| SCSI |
Acronym for "System Can't See It". |
| SEWP |
Acronym for "Somewhere Everybody Waits Patiently". |
| WINDOWS |
Acronym for "When I Need Data Output Without Speed". |
| WINDOWS XP |
Acronym for "When It's Not Daudling Or Wasting Space, eXpect Problems". |
| WWW |
Acronym for "World Wide Wait". |